Ten Reasons Why I like Examinations ...

1. You get to catch up with all the sleep you have been missing all these days.
2. More importantly, you sleep in your bed instead of the uncomfortable classroom benches.
3. You don't have to see the face of all those professors and listen to their soporific lectures delivered over a single harmonic, whose only aim in life is to torment students. You have no assignments to submit !
   
4. You start finding hidden treasures in your room, from uncountable number of pens of different hues and textures to old books and newspapers which somehow fascinate you more than ever.
5. You watch all those movies and your favourite sitcoms, from Friends (its over alas!) to Smallville to Life as We Know It and Two and a Half Men.
6. An ideal time for honing your management fundae, be it optimal deployment of resources based on the Examination Resource Planning (ERP), or core-competence of various students, or targeted placement of the products (students) in the market (examination hall) or finally using the latest video-conferencing facility you acquired in the face of this very hurdle, using goodwill to pump up the valuation of your answer sheet, building your brand so that professors preferably mark you in future ;) or even the "Work Hard, Party Harder" ethic. [Actually I should have written ten subpoints here!]
   
7. The sessions in the library are fun, an ideal place for scandal mongering and for locating the newest couples in the campus. And if the library is air-conditioned, it adds to the fun !
   
8. The canteen is open till late in the night.
9. You start to realize how much better the world would have been had Google been your professor !
10. You actually look forward to the future.