Virii

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Ronald Reagan Virus

Saves your data, but forgets where its stored

Jane Fonda Virus

Attacks your hard drive's FAT

AT&T Virus

Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus

Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

Adam and Eve Virus

Takes a couple of bytes out of Apple Computer. Windows and Linux users are not affected